I watched the debate, I admit it. Wait, I don’t have to apologize for my keen interest in political spectacle, 70 million others watched it. It’s a shame to have superbowl numbers, and NOT have a single ad. Can you imagine if there were superbowl type ads during the debate? Put all THAT money into the bailout, idiots.
Anyway, she exceeded expectations, like the way I expect my blind dates to actually be chimpanzees, then they pleasently surprise me by being human. And why do I want to watch Fargo everytime I hear her speak? She looks like my waitress at the Wafflehouse off the I-15 in Texas, with her teeth, and Saved-by-Jesus eyes, and her walmart hairspray, askin’ me on some early morning if I want “blueberries with my waffles, doggone ya gosh darnit?”. I want to say, ‘fuck the waffles, lady, tell me how you’ll bomb warziristan!” But I restrained myself. I was invited to that Debate watching party. How many times did someone two merlots over their limit say” I think Yomama needs to put lots of ad dollars into Coloroda media marktets. Which ios funny, because if My Mama was on the campaign staff, she probably would…
October 9, 2008 at 9:17 am
Having ADS during the debates is a great idea!! Like each campaign would be allowed 2 ads apiece…However, they would be required to create one Negative ad for themselves, and one Positive Ad, for the other side…